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jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

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jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(Source: fullmetaljackit, via oceansexgod)





baby: m....m...m
mom: mama? ma? mommy?
baby: m...m...
baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT




meggannn:

i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”

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