police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude

When you get a better grade than the really smart kid:

laugh-addict:

 

They’re like:

You’re like:

(via nevertheless-emmerson)

3ridan:

do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to

(Source: lapfoxs, via narry-poppins)

I respect fit runners and I respect overweight runners. I respect fast runners and I respect slow runners. I respect people who run 5 miles and I respect people who run 25 miles. I respect people who run in group and I respect solo runners. I respect shirtless runners and I respect fully clothed runners. I respect walkers, joggers, and sprinters. I respect female runners and I respect male runners. I respect young runners and I respect old runners. I respect winter, spring, summer, fall runners. My point is this: the first step out the front door is the hardest, and I respect anyone who takes it.

(Source: fit-tan-blonde, via youlooksolovelytoday)

jennifer lawrence: food
tumblr: OMG XD SHE SAID FOOD!!! I EAT FOOD TOO!!!! SHES PRACTICALLY TUMBLER XDDDDD!!!!

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

(via tumbloler)

stupidstagram:

yes hello obama there r some ppl in this country that need to get the heck out b4 i die yes henry style and nail horn yes those 2 need to get gone 

(via narry-poppins)